Quotes and Jokes 1 (110 Viewers)

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Андрей]

боевые гномы

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[special ed]

A woman working in the kitchen and listening to her son doing his math home work at the table, heard, "3+6 the son of bitch is 9." Then, "2+5 the son of a bitch is 7." His mother said," What are you saying?" The boy said, "My teacher showed us how to do math and that is what she said." Just to make sure she heard right, she said, "Go on." "2+2 the son of a bitch is 4." She called the teacher. "Are you teaching our children math saying 2+2 the son of a bitch is 4 ?" The phone was silent for a minute and then the teacher laughed. The teacher said, "What I said was, 2+2 the sum of which is four."

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

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I see that you're acquainted with Caltrans.

 

[The Basket]

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

Many years ago through Canadian friends, I was introduced to Newfie jokes. Here's one. Nineteen Newfoundlanders go to the cinema. The ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Buddy replies, "The film said 18 or over."

 

[Glider]

Not quite a joke but I found this amusing. In particular the bit about having POW's in Germany was bad for morale

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

Love it mate! The last two lines are especially interesting!