Quotes and Jokes 1 (32 Viewers)

[michaelmaltby]

 

[ARTESH]

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To Ms. Keenan:

I've ordered several, send me your P.O. Box address.

 

[ARTESH]

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Now I understand why I loved the "Horse Archers" from Stronghold Crusader:



and Also my Fav Class in RPG / MMORPG games is Archer / Ranged Class.

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Because of This:



Also, In Persian Calendar, The Sagittarius stands for 9th month, Azar, which means Fire!

So, What am I? An Archer that fires fire Arrows!

StuG IV is my Max Level

Very Nice! I love It.

 

[special ed]

Dad joke warning:
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.

 

[buffnut453]

Dad joke warning:
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.

But only one out of seven dwarfs is grumpy....how are the other 5 emoting?

 

[special ed]

OK, Take this Dad joke:
I was explaining to my wife when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said,"You're obviously not listening."

 

[SaparotRob]

Been there, done that!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Leonidas]

But only one out of seven dwarfs is grumpy....how are the other 5 emoting?

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[special ed]

One more Dad joke and Ill stop:
My wife was counting all the nickles and dimes on the the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

All right, I lied, but SaparotRob's post 14347 made me do it:
An East Indian man has moved next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain so it came as no surprise that his name is Bindair Dundat!

 

[SaparotRob]

All right, I lied, but SaparotRob's post 14347 made me do it:
An East Indian man has moved next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain so it came as no surprise that his name is Bindair Dundat!

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[MIflyer]

Is he married to Gott Da Tshirt?

 

[Greg Boeser]

One more Dad joke and Ill stop:
My wife was counting all the nickles and dimes on the the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

 

[ARTESH]

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The other fish be like:

Ok mate, Change your park!

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Guchi]

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Yes. That is, indeed a small collection