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[MIflyer]

Prior to Desert Storm the A-10 was deemed too vulnerable in combat due to its low speed. It was going to be replaced by the F-16. I talked to the officer that ran the tests on the F-16 doing the A-10 mission. It could do a fine job of defending the Officers' Club from enemy forces marshalling in the vicinity of the Base Exchange - but if the target was actually outside of the airfield traffic pattern ..... not so good.

Then Stormin' Norman said, "Get me every A-10 you got!"

The results:

Number of A-10's shot down: 4
Number of F-16's shot down: 4

Number of A-10 aircraft kills: 3
Number of F-16 aircraft kills: 0

 

[SaparotRob]

Go Warthog!

 

[Glider]

For some reason my wife insists on calling the A10 the Bullfrog. When asked why, she pointed out that the two engines look to her the eyes you get on a bullfrog.

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

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What the IPMS club?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ThomasP]

1700s group build.

 

[Greg Boeser]

The US Naval Academy has a very large collection in its museum.

 

[ARTESH]

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Nice!!!

No drug is more harmful than "religious fanaticism". It turns you into a bloodthirsty zombie!

Religious fanaticism - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ARTESH]

What the IPMS club?

A wild guess is Noah's Ark.

 

[syscom3]

 

[ARTESH]

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underground aquariums co ltd

 

[WARSPITER]

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Dual use for Goldfish - when they die......

 

[Wurger]

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Remains to be seen ... like Kim Jong-il

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

There is a joke about most common names in Iran:

There are 4 types of People:

Mohammad's - Ali's - Fatemeh's and Zahra's.

The rest, are their friends.

 

[Gnomey]