Quotes and Jokes 1 (10 Viewers)

[SaparotRob]

Remove the warning labels. I like it.

 

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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

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Dad jokes are great!

 

[Bucksnort101]

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Red Green is that you? Now they just need to add a little Duct Tape and the job will be complete.

 

[SaparotRob]

If ya' can't be handsome, be handy.

 

[vikingBerserker]

.........and keep your stick on the ice.

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

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One of my favorites. I have it printed and hanging in my office.

 

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[Thumpalumpacus]

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When I told my brother-in-law (Army veteran of Vietnam) that I was enlisting in the Air Force, he told me the order of operations for an assault landing:

1) the Navy bombards it.
2) the Marines assault it.
3) the Army secures it.
4) the Air Force builds the enlisted clubs.

 

[ARTESH]

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If this ship being torpedoed by a Submarine, accidentally, will it break the record of total Sunken tonnage of history???

The current record is near 500k tones by WW1 German U-boat Commander Lothar von Arnauld de la Priere.

 

[Lucky13]

 

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In recognition of the U.S.Navy's 246th birthday, here are a couple of salutes from an old Air Force veteran:

 

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[Lucky13]