Quotes and Jokes 1 (152 Viewers)

[Greg Boeser]

I thought it was Groundhog's Day.

 

[Lucky13]

That is so post #16,461.

I just noticed it!

 

[vikingBerserker]

I live in the south and see nothing wrong with that. (Part II)

 

[Crimea_River]

I live in the south and see nothing wrong with that. (Part II)

I'm from the north. It needs a third vice-grip otherwise it will wobble when you steer around a moose.

 

[Acheron]

A British gentleman comes home early and finds his best friend sleeping with his wife. He cries out "George! I must, but why you?"

 

[SaparotRob]

I'm from the north. It needs a third vice-grip otherwise it will wobble when you steer around a moose.

Good to know.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

And it has a drive-through. I love Texas.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

One day I hope to die penniless.
It means I finally broke even.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MIflyer]

A friend of mine who was in the USAAF in WWII, trained to be a B-32 gunship gunner, said that he and another enlisted man were at a base around the end of the war and watched a helicopter take off. The other guy uttered one of the all time best quotes about rotary winged flying machines;

"I would not be too scared to fly in one of those but I would be too embarrassed."