Quotes and Jokes 1 (190 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

Wrong thread!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[CORSNING]

If you look close you can plainly see her grip is all wrong.

 

[CORSNING]

She invited me to share the space. I am 66 yrs. old, 6'3" and 265 lbs. I had to yank
her ass out of there and squeeze my fat butt in before I was actually semi-comfortable.

 

[CORSNING]

What honey? Yes, I'm watching another football game. I'll come to bed when she's, uhm, its over.

 

[CORSNING]

I won a shopping spree at Target. They told me I had 20 minutes. It took me 2.

 

[CORSNING]

My wife saw my last four post and said those aren't funny.
Stop it NOW!...

...she's not my mom, she can't tell me what to do.

JEFF! I SAID STOP IT NOW!

...yes dear.......I gotta go now..

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Glider]

It says it all

 

[michael rauls]

It says it all
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I guess they don't make anything like they used to.

 

[Greg Boeser]

It identifies as watermelon.