Quotes and Jokes 1 (34 Viewers)

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Reminds me of Roger Handt, legendary showmaster of a weekly radio quiz in Germany which I followed religiously for many years. Questions mostly were historical, but some times he asked something completely different.
One of these questions was, preferably with male participants:
"What feature of the human body can expand by more than 5 times it´s normal size if a man sees something pleasing and highly desirable?"
Most men tried to avoid a direct answer, preferring to just hint at some dirty phantasies and they quickly got set right by a highly amused Mr. Handt who told them about the human pupil and advised them to acquire a more realistic knowledge of the male anatomy...

By the way: Did you know the problem of the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn´t control her pupils.

 

[Lucky13]

Seriously troops, we need a bit of whitaboutery....

 

[vikingBerserker]

I so hope 12,531 is true!

 

[Lucky13]

Terry, your shagpad looks a tad different from my last visit....

 

[vikingBerserker]

Is that the inside of Terry's new vehicle???????

 

[Airframes]

Get outta here, you lot !

 

[buffnut453]

Get outta here, you lot !

Sorry, Terry...can't hear you for the deafening noise being made by your shagpad's walls and floor!