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[Lucky13]

swedish knull - Google Search

Although, in all fairness, it's about the only way to describe 2020 so far...

Yip....we're royally being screwed!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[TheMadPenguin]

It's Swedish for a way of....socialising!

oh, fuck. In the age of the Wuhan Kung Flu, socializing must be done at a safe distance.

 

[TheMadPenguin]

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Wow! Tippecanoe and Tiger II!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[TheMadPenguin]

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"Rare" should have a note: "Waved in a warm room"
"Well Done" is served with a splash of napalm.

 

[Lucky13]

If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off!

Kurt Vonnegut

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[Greg Boeser]

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Worked the grille at a Beer and Brats festival. Imagine my horror when a woman approached and asked to put her vegan veggie patty on MY GRILLE!!!!!!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Crimea_River]

A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM
(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)​

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Of course I loves ya darling​

You're a bloody top notch bird​

And when I say yer gorgeous​

I means every single word​

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So yer arse is on the big side​

I don't mind a bit of flab​

It means that when I'm ready​

There's somethin' there to grab​

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So yer belly isn't flat no more​

I tell ya, I don't care​

So long as when I cuddle ya​

I can get my arms round dere​

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I'm tellin' ya the truth now​

I never tells ya lies​

I think its very sexy​

Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs​

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I swear on me grannies grave​

From the moment that we met​

I thought you was as good as​

I was ever gonna get​

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No matter what you look like​

I'll always love ya dear​

Now shut up while the hockey's on​

And get me a nudder beer.​

 

[TheMadPenguin]

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That's the Millenium FUBAR! Awacs-on, Awacs-off.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]