Quotes and Jokes 1 (26 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

....will someone help me understand!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[SaparotRob]

Driving while stupid.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[XBe02Drvr]

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, but Smarter.

There are several people I'd like to read this. One just might be lurking now.

Check six, buddy, I'm onto you! "Accident" in your future.

 

[ThomasP]

The other Ladybugs wondered if Bob was going to eat the Dandelion seed . . .

Bob was known to be eccentric.

 

[XBe02Drvr]

The other Ladybugs wondered if Bob was going to eat the Dandelion seed . . .
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Bob was known to be eccentric.

And Sir George Cayley, Lilienthal, and the Wright Brothers all thought they were first!

 

[ThomasP]

 

[XBe02Drvr]

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Looks like an attempted heavy lift operation! Poor guy's hanging on for dear life.

 

[ARTESH]

The moral of the story is:

When you are young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, but Smarter.

That was interesting. Agree with that.

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Fu ck, it is salt!

 

[ARTESH]

The other Ladybugs wondered if Bob was going to eat the Dandelion seed . . .
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Bob was known to be eccentric.

Now I have an Idea of what "Lighter than air" means!

 

[Snautzer01]

Now I have an Idea of what "Lighter than air" means!

No you havent. Both objects, Bob and the flower are heavier then air i am afraid.

 

[XBe02Drvr]

Now I have an Idea of what "Lighter than air" means!

No you havent. Both objects, Bob and the flower are heavier then air i am afraid.

"Tongue in cheek". Dont you get it?

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

....will someone help me understand!

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Sure. He didn't want to make two trips.

 

[michaelmaltby]