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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Same goes for pilots. The old joke is true...How do you know when there's a pilot in the bar? He'll tell you.

It's true.

I keep it simple and just wear this t-shirt everywhere I go:

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[vikingBerserker]

I love the "globe"

 

[Greg Boeser]

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How did you find a picture of my cousin?

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

How did you find a picture of my cousin?

I thought it was seriously a picture of a friend of mine.

 

[SaparotRob]

We all have a cousin like that.

 

[GTX]

It's scary how true that is...

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Same goes for pilots. The old joke is true...How do you know when there's a pilot in the bar? He'll tell you.

And it is not true that pilots can not have any feelings of love or pride. The ones they have are very powerful - it is just that they are inwardly turned

 

[Snautzer01]

It's true.

I keep it simple and just wear this t-shirt everywhere I go:

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On the other hand.. Biff shirt

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[special ed]

Warning!
Inflation Joke:
Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 congressmen.

 

[Ralph Haus]

Sorry! I don't get it?? Must be an inside joke or everyone knows Janelle but me!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Its from a movie - one of the Terminator series

 

[Ralph Haus]

Its from a movie - one of the Terminator series

Ahhh..huh! Still don't get it, but if there are any jokes that relate to the perhaps 6 movies (modern), (The Day the Earth Stood Still, etc. being 'classics') I've seen in the past 30 years than I may get it?

 

[special ed]

 

[at6]

Today was Star Wars Day. I ate Star Wars beans and now the FARTS IS STRONG within me.