at6
1st Sergeant
Young Luke Skywalker ate the Jedi beans. Even Yoda noticed the strength of the farts within him. May the Farts be with you!!!!
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MiTasol
Major
MiTasol
Major
buffnut453
Captain
Things I need to know....Does the arachnophobia support group have a website?
Coat donned, trainers/sneakers at the ready...about to make a bolt for the door before someone kicks me out!
Coat donned, trainers/sneakers at the ready...about to make a bolt for the door before someone kicks me out!
buffnut453
Captain
My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class.
I knew she was the one from the moment I set Eisenhower.
They're getting worse...stop me before I go nuclear!
I knew she was the one from the moment I set Eisenhower.
They're getting worse...stop me before I go nuclear!
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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Our lawn mower broke and there was always something more important than getting it fixed.
One day when I came home, there she was sitting in the tall grass with a tiny pair of scissors snipping away.
I want in and came out and handed her a toothbrush and said,
"When you are finished cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctor says I will walk but with a limp.
One day when I came home, there she was sitting in the tall grass with a tiny pair of scissors snipping away.
I want in and came out and handed her a toothbrush and said,
"When you are finished cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctor says I will walk but with a limp.
buffnut453
Captain
I tried not to laugh. Really, I did!!!
ARTESH
1st Sergeant
I don't get it! Can someone explain, please?
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
It's a play on words, sort of. Cinquo de Mayo is a national holiday in Mexico. It's pronounced "sink-o de mayo". That ship is named De Mayo. It is sinking.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Why is this not a meme?
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Actually is a Mexican Holiday only celebrated in the US
Not a wonder if you have to be somewhere that can afford to sink a ship.Actually is a Mexican Holiday only celebrated in the US
MIflyer
Major
And only if there is beer.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Traditionally Corona beer but that might be for a different thread.
MIflyer
Major
Corona beer is now only used to treat COVID 19.
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