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[special ed]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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That's Common Core for you.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I know I've told this story before, but it just seems appropriate.
My wife was homeschooling our young son. They were working on geography, and my wife was trying to teach him the points of the compass. So she said, "If you are facing North and you turn 180 degrees, what direction are you facing?"
He answered boldly, "Backwards!"

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Lucky13 knock it off with the politically charged postings.

 

[WARSPITER]

I know I've told this story before, but it just seems appropriate.
My wife was homeschooling our young son. They were working on geography, and my wife was trying to teach him the points of the compass. So she said, "If you are facing North and you turn 180 degrees, what direction are you facing?"
He answered boldly, "Backwards!"

Two more slices.

A university paper asked students to define ignorance and apathy - best answer was "I don't know and I don't care".

Worked in an accounts place at one stage and I was telling a younger person about some statistic that showed that 7 out 10
people did such and such. The answer - "Wow! That's like...... 90 percent !".

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Knock it off with the unnecessary political postings. This goes for everyone, and posts about any side of the coin. Last warning.

 

[Marcel]

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Here in the Netherlands that would be "You drive for four minutes....."

 

[Lucky13]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Now that's better…

 

[special ed]

My last job before retirement was a company that scanned and/or microfilmed documents. After nearly a year's employment, one very sharp young man came and told me he had to quit because he was "allergic to paper." "So, you won't be wanting your check" I told him.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]