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A4K
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What do you call an IT teacher who molests his students?
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- May 13, 2018
I can't remember if this has been here:
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my Dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was a chicken.
She asked why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I an Now...
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my Dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was a chicken.
She asked why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I an Now...
at6
1st Sergeant
I just happen to be one of those People Eating Tasty Animals.
at6
1st Sergeant
If you don't like my eating meat............Don't look.
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Just chew with your mouth shut.
And don't growl as you rip the flesh off the bone with your teeth.
And don't growl as you rip the flesh off the bone with your teeth.
at6
1st Sergeant
It's more fun to growl as you rip the flesh from the bone. It also tastes better that way.
buffnut453
Captain
Closely followed by yelling "Serving wench!!!! Another flagon of your finest mead, if you please!!!!"
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Yeah. But it's the part where you put the bone in your nose that grosses me out.
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The Shadow? Lamont Cranston?
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ThomasP
Chief Master Sergeant
groan . . .
MiTasol
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