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[Crimea_River]

Let's see you right hand Vlad.....

 

[Gnomey]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[NVSMITH]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[ARTESH]

How many people drink tea in the DESERT?

That's completely normal thing here, in Iran.

We drink the, even more than Russians drink vodka.

 

[ARTESH]

Errr....anyone born in Britain, obviously!

And Iranians.

 

[ARTESH]

The best gift from a man to his wife is not "gold", but "attention" and that's it!

But if a good man pays attention to her, He'll realize that she wants "gold" and that's it.

stop laughing & Pay attention.

 

[MIflyer]

 

[MIflyer]

 

[MIflyer]

Here is a little innovation I came up with that some of y'all might find useful.

There was a shortage of calendars at the beginning of the year. I use a large airplane calendar to write notes on. I had a very nice airplane calendar from a few years back that I had saved because of the great artwork.

So I went to Dollar Tree and bought a desk blotter calendar for $1.25, tore out the pages, and stapled them to the airplane calendar. They fit perfectly. Now that is recycling!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

I've never really trusted helicopters. Especially Russian ones.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Snautzer01]

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Bottum line: dont eat taco when drinking

 

[ARTESH]

#17897 , So Damn F**king True!!!