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[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

These last posts just prove that reality is more mental than any crap I could think up...!

 

[SaparotRob]

And They Say That Canada Does Not Have A National Identity!

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That's a Canadian bacon.

 

[SaparotRob]

MIflyer on a Dad joke rampage

I almost soiled myself with the Canada Day sign.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Some aviation comments:



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I have that as a t-shirt. lol

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

And They Say That Canada Does Not Have A National Identity!

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Canada, known for maple syrup and being north of the USA.

 

[Shortround6]

Canada, known for maple syrup and being north of the USA.

I thought that was Vermont?

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I thought that was Vermont?

Canada just known for being north of the US then?

 

[Shortround6]

Canada just known for being north of the US then?

Well, that and counterfeit bacon.

 

[at6]

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They are not allowed to say erection.

 

[WARSPITER]

Saw a map of North America showing the size of the USA and Canada.

Caption read "I'm bigger than you, I'm on top. If we were in prison you would be my bitch."

 

[Lucky13]

Well....I don't know what to say! There's........................................so much to take in!
I need rum!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

Now THAT is an innovative design for an ironing board!

 

[MIflyer]

These new air conditioners where you can put the input and output in separate locations offer some real flexibility in mounting options.

 

[MIflyer]

https://ww2aircraft.net/forum/attachments/img_20220902_114257-jpg.684995/

Back in the late 1980's a geologist looked at the Sphinx and concluded it was at least 1500 years older than the Great Pyramid. The archeologists were enraged.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Well, that and counterfeit bacon.

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You mean ham thats just ok?

 

[Shortround6]

You mean ham thats just ok?

See

Forts, Fortifications, Citadels etc.

EXCELLENT! Krak des Chevaliers is one of the most fascinating Crusader Castles for me, great photo. :thumbright:

ww2aircraft.net

For the efforts that Maine put into defending the US from the Canadian Bacon invasion.

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]