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[Snautzer01]

Apparantly Nakatomi Plaza

 

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[syscom3]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

 

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[syscom3]

For you joggers out there. LOL

 

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[SaparotRob]

 

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[Frog]

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She now has the Gibson, less Paul.

 

[buffnut453]

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Was the victim Thumpalumpacus ? Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[MiTasol]

Yes Thumpalumpacus - was that you?

I remember earlier this year you were going to restore a damaged guitar and enjoy playing it on the stoop. Was that the Gibson or Fender? Does it sound right now?

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

beer commercial

 

[special ed]

Dad joke warning:

A couple go to a Chinese restaurant and order the Chicken Surprise. The meal arrives in a cast iron pot with a lid.
The wife is about to serve herself, when the lid of the pot slightly rises, and she sees two beady little eyes briefly before the lid slams down.
"Did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He had not, so he reaches for the lid when it again rises and two little eyes look around just as the lid slams down.
They call the waiter, explain what has happened, and asks for an his explanation.
"What did you order?"
"Chicken Surprise!"
"So sorry, I bring you Peeking Duck!"

 

[Gnomey]