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[WARSPITER]

The leaning tower looked at Big Ben and said "That's pretty funny on the face of it. Just keep your hands to yourself".

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

Sometimes I pretend to be normal
but it gets so boring...
so I go back to being me

 

[Lucky13]

 

[syscom3]

 

[Lucky13]

I'd swap those (insert your choice of sentence enhancer here) ugly rims though and a 340 Six Pack!

 

[GTX]

CIA reveals secret North Korean sky dick drawing program

Read in the Pentagon and around the world. “They’ve made a lot of fun of me and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”—Defense Secretary Jim Mattis

www.duffelblog.com

 

[GTX]

And oldie but still worth the watch to the end...especially for the poor translator's expression:


View: https://youtu.be/UfIY24BErBE

And now for the last laugh...it is an all male crew

 

[GTX]

 

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[Gnomey]

 

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[Frog]

What is worse than a slain body in a dustbin ?
A slain body in three dustbins.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

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I was boycotting Budweiser products before it was cool.