Quotes and Jokes 1 (26 Viewers)

[at6]

The more offensive the joke, the better.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

 

[A4K]

He's luckier than Daleks anyway. They're just an upturned rubbish bin on wheels, with an egg-whisk, a toilet plunger, and a collection of spare buttons attached!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

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In the original folk story versions, he wakes her with something other than a kiss... 'PC' started with Disney!

 

[Ralph Haus]

In the original folk story versions, he wakes her with something other than a kiss... 'PC' started with Disney!

Do Tell! And where might I find this version? Or you could be the 'spoiler' and just publish here?

 

[A4K]

Apparently in the original versions recorded by the Grimm brothers things weren't so romantic as Disney's version. Grimm's books have been 'cleaned up' quite a bit since...

 

[manta22]

Apparently in the original vetsions recorded by the Grimm brothers things weren't so romantic as Disney's version. Grimm's books have been 'cleaned up' quite a bit since...

The original Grimm tales were pretty grim.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

I though if you failed you could throw it straight into the toilet.

 

[Ralph Haus]

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And for 'MY' birthday....

 

[A4K]

Love it Ralph!

 

[MiTasol]

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Who says men can not multitask

 

[Greg Boeser]

Who says men can not multitask

Just don't drop any parts!