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[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

This reminds me of a certain thread....

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[GTX]

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Hell yes!!!

 

[GTX]

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[GTX]

I know many of us get all excited when a military aircraft flies over but....

Croc sex frenzy: Low-flying army choppers spark romp in the swamp

Crocs at a Rockhampton reptile farm were flung into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy after a Chinook helicopter hovered low over their pools – and the erotic explosion has researchers very interested.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

Maybe the rug is an easy shag...not that I know anything about that sort of thing...

 

[Greg Boeser]

Maybe the rug is an easy shag...not that I know anything about that sort of thing...

Ouch.

 

[GTX]

Ouch.

It burns...I would imagine

 

[Greg Boeser]

It burns...I would imagine

Avoid jute at all costs.
Don't ask me how I know.

 

[at6]

Avoid jute at all costs.
Don't ask me how I know.

Did it give you rug burns?

 

[ThomasP]

Q: When you are getting old, what's the worst thing about cleaning out your freezer.

A: Finding someone you don't remember.

 

[ThomasP]

 

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[Lucky13]

 

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[Wayne Little]