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[MIflyer]

The joy of driving is only secondary to the stick shift's ability to deter casual theft.

Then throw in a 5 speed manual on a 4X4 pickup truck, with two-speed High/Low four-wheel drive. It takes me almost 10 min to get all that working.

 

[MIflyer]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

You can never be too careful out there, with what you listen to!

 

[buffnut453]

When you're dating a dominatrix never EVER say "It's time to hit the sack."

 

[Greg Boeser]

When you're dating a dominatrix never EVER say "It's time to hit the sack."

Words to live by.

 

[gumbyk]

When you're dating a dominatrix never EVER say "It's time to hit the sack."

unless you're into that sort of thing...

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

 

[MIflyer]

Idiots! That should be in either Celsius or Rankine!

 

[MIflyer]

At last! Politicians with an effective plan!

 

[MIflyer]

Betcha it's the same squirrel.