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[MiTasol]

 

[Lucky13]

I refuse to get sucked into that one!

Totally agree, I much rather get hammered!

 

[MiTasol]

 

[WARSPITER]

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Ah, clever. Just insert any date cause you won't be wrong ?

 

[MiTasol]

and the same applies with sunsets

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Frog]

Back in the 70's a friend of mine told me his cousin was an airline pilot and he had walked into the pilot's lounge at Tulsa to find a clearly dejected pilot friend of his sitting with his head in his hands. When asked why he looked sad the pilot replied, "They cancelled my flight. I fired up number one and everything was fine. I fired up number two and everything was fine. I fired up number three and everything was fine. Then I fired up number four and they had parked the food service truck too close and it sucked up 167 chicken salad sandwiches."

It feathered the engine ?

 

[Greg Boeser]

It feathered the engine ?

Fowled it.

 

[A4K]

Well that flight was clucked.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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A staple of all homeschooling libraries.

 

[MIflyer]

So that's how that works!

 

[MIflyer]

You know you're in a rough neighborhood when....

 

[MIflyer]

Submarine Crews Take Note!

 

[MIflyer]

Like I needed a reason to not order Pumpkin Spiced Ribs!

 

[MIflyer]

I ate at Arby's today

 

[MIflyer]

Sometimes Simple Says It Best

 

[VBF-13]