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Thank you. I had forgotten that cartoon series existed - it was often excellent
Andy Capp was set in Hartlepool the town that its creator Reg Smythe was born. I worked for 6 years in Hartlepool, with 300 "Andy Capps". Obviously they werent all unemployed, but they all had his sense of humour.
 
A woman found Aladdin's lamp
She rubbed it and a Genie popped out traditionally.

- What do you want, my lady? - asked the Djinn.
- I love my husband very much and I want to be the most important thing to him.
- I want him to always sleep next to me.
- I want him to always start his day looking at me.
- I want him to touch me constantly and take me everywhere with him.

And the Genie turned her into a smartphone.
 
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