Quotes and Jokes 1 (12 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Ralph Haus]

Several years back they were building a condo complex a couple of miles away from where I live that was on the edge of a protected wetlands. One weekend a young teen who was fascinated with construction equipment cranked up one of the bulldozers and drove it out into the water. As bad as that was, they got the dozer out and a couple of weeks later he did exactly the same thing, getting it so badly stuck that for a while they thought it would do too much damage to the wetlands to allow it to be retrieved. There are a lot of things you'd like to do to a kid like that but I don't think any of them are legal. I've wondered what happened to that kid; probably nothing much I suspect.

He didn't run for governor then did he?

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MIflyer]

Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day. Quite a decorating challenge, and some stores have come up with a more efficient way to handle it all.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

Its not my day.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]

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Which reminds me that the opposite of a tick of approval is an X.


That is probably why the new name for twitter is X.

 

[Snautzer01]

Gave my girl warm sox. We are both happy with that.

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wurger]

My husband told me that he thinks about me especially at work.
And where does he work?
In the slaughterhouse !