Quotes and Jokes 1 (10 Viewers)

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

Another Dad Joke:
When cannibals ate the missionary,
They got a taste of religion.

 

[CATCH 22]

I'm seeing a lot of "Star trek-jokes" here (not sure if they are homemade or original).
Today I received one in my "suggestions"-emails (Gmail). maybe because I've been browsing Star trek pictures in the last few days. Here it is :

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Frog]

''the world went crazy when it was decided that the big glass was for water and the small one for wine ''.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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''the world went crazy when it was decided that the big glass was for water and the small one for wine ''.

That's not true. The big glass is for BEER!

 

[buffnut453]

That's not true. The big glass is for BEER!

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Now that's what I call a tumbler!

 

[bdefen]

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C'mon, give the lawyer a break.........he's only trying to introduce reasonable doubt, for chrissake?!?!?

 

[bdefen]

I'm seeing a lot of "Startrek-jokes" here (not sure if they are homemade or original).
Today I received one in my "suggestions"-mail (Gmail). maybe because I've been browsing Startrek pictures in the last few days. Here it is :
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Beam me up NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Snautzer01]

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Normal glass in a bar in Holland. Missing the lemmon.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Njaco]

These comments are so true. The woman is a Kiwi comedian from Whangamata and usually seen in "Mike and Joelle" on youtube.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/enxkp_evZnI

I think she also does fitness competition. I seen her win some trophies. Follow them on several platforms.

 

[Njaco]

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''the world went crazy when it was decided that the big glass was for water and the small one for wine ''.

 

[Capt. Vick]

People are often shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician

 

[special ed]

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the 'cool table' in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

 

[Shortround6]

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Just remember to switch hands often to equalize arm muscles.