Agreed, I would say the spirit of this thread is on the lighter side.
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Agreed, I would say the spirit of this thread is on the lighter side.You may think so but others might have differing opinions. Either way the quotes diminish the thread IMHO. Much prefer just the jokes and other amusing stuff.
Woman to Churchill at party: Sir, you are drunk!"The man who is not liberal minded at the age of twenty has no heart.
The man who is not a conservative by the age of forty has no brain."
W. Churchill.
My personal favourite Churchill comment was with Lady Astor.Woman to Churchill at party: Sir, you are drunk!
Churchill: Yes, Madame, I am drunk. And tomorrow I will be sober. You, however, will still be ugly.
Sounds like my wife.I was talking to some Sheriff's deputies one day and opined that if I had to shoot someone breaking into my house the best thing would be to just throw them in the bed of my 4X4 pickup and go dispose of them without mentioning the incident to anyone.
They replied, "You think you're strong enough to carry a grown man out to your truck and throw them in the bed?"
My response was, "I have a chain saw. I'll make two trips."
But doctor will I be able to play the piano? ....
I have seen that error, many times.