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Njaco · May 4, 2023

What is the difference between America and McDonald's?
Only one clown is running McDonald's!

DerAdlerIstGelandet · May 4, 2023

May the fourth be with you, you bunch of half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herders!

SaparotRob · May 4, 2023

As long as we're waving our private parts at Russian aunties, how about the U.S. airbase in Finland? Whose idea was it? It'd be a hoot if it was the Finns.

syscom3 · May 4, 2023

The code has been cracked!

WARSPITER · May 5, 2023

I stayed up late reading through some old magazines.

I woke up with back issues.

syscom3 · May 5, 2023

WARSPITER said:
I stayed up late reading through some old magazines.

I woke up with back issues.

Dad jokes are the best! Lol

special ed · May 5, 2023

Frog · May 5, 2023

Love in a lift is great, at all levels.

WARSPITER · May 5, 2023

I ate a clock this morning. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.

( I didn't really - Was just winding you up).

Peter Gunn · May 5, 2023

I think we need a "groan" emoji...

SaparotRob · May 5, 2023

I'm still hoping for a "blowing a raspberry" emoji.

fubar57 · May 5, 2023

WARSPITER · May 5, 2023

Peter Gunn said:
I think we need a "groan" emoji...

Thank you for the encouragement. I'll try hard to find more.

manta22 · May 5, 2023

It's May 5th... "Cinco de Bismark".
View: https://youtu.be/2KPAPHW_EkA

Gnomey · May 5, 2023

MiTasol · May 6, 2023

To add to the list of towns with unusual names Dildo, Canada Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador - Wikipedia

In 2019, talk show host Jimmy Kimmel declared the town's sister city is Hollywood, Calif., and thus gave the town a Hollywood-like sign to put on a hill above town.

Sure enough, they erected it.

A4K · May 6, 2023

What did Big Ben say to the Leaning tower of Pisa?
'I've got the time, if you've got the inclination...'

SaparotRob · May 6, 2023

A4K said:
What did Big Ben say to the Leaning tower of Pisa?
'I've got the time, if you've got the inclination...'

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