Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[at6]

My teacher asked me to give her a sentence using the word astute.
My reply: Eating beans makes my astute.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I was boycotting Budweiser products before it was cool.

Me too. And Coors.
Grain Belt - I grew up a few blocks from the original brewery. And if I was in the mood for an exotic import, Leinenkugel's.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Me too. And Coors.
Grain Belt - I grew up a few blocks from the original brewery. And if I was in the mood for an exotic import, Leinenkugel's.

Coors is terrible too.

Leinenkugels is ok.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

A patient was in the doctor's office for test results.
The doctor came in and said, "Mr. Thompson, I have your test results."
"Please address me by the proper gender. I identify as a woman, so address me as a woman."
"Very well. Ms. Thompson, you have prostate cancer."

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Those of us who survived will never forget.

 

[Njaco]

I'm thinking about going back to work. Do something easy, like inspecting mirrors. That's a job I can really see myself doing.

 

[Snautzer01]

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Hey my french teacher. Just before the horns but after the hoves.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I'm thinking about going back to work. Do something easy, like inspecting mirrors. That's a job I can really see myself doing.

 

[GTX]

 

[ARTESH]

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Pluto seems too funny!

 

[syscom3]

 

[Lucky13]

Bad quality mushroom then....

 

[Frog]

After his decease and cremation, Frank's ashes were preserved into a beer mug.
He had always wanted to be Frank in Stein.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I met this Swedish chick in a bar and things were going great until I tried to touch her Volvo.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I met this Swedish chick in a bar and things were going great until I tried to touch her Volvo.

Awesome! I'm getting a 2019 Volvo S60 dropdown banner now!