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• May 7, 2023

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A

at6

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My teacher asked me to give her a sentence using the word astute.
My reply: Eating beans makes my astute.

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,302

Greg Boeser

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Jul 29, 2016

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DerAdlerIstGelandet said:

I was boycotting Budweiser products before it was cool.

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Me too. And Coors.
Grain Belt - I grew up a few blocks from the original brewery. And if I was in the mood for an exotic import, Leinenkugel's.

 

• May 7, 2023

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DerAdlerIstGelandet

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Greg Boeser said:

Me too. And Coors.
Grain Belt - I grew up a few blocks from the original brewery. And if I was in the mood for an exotic import, Leinenkugel's.

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Coors is terrible too.

Leinenkugels is ok.

 

• May 7, 2023

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Lucky13

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Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,305

S

special ed

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May 13, 2018

A patient was in the doctor's office for test results.
The doctor came in and said, "Mr. Thompson, I have your test results."
"Please address me by the proper gender. I identify as a woman, so address me as a woman."
"Very well. Ms. Thompson, you have prostate cancer."

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,306

Lucky13

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Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,307

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

49,491

27,856

Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,308

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

49,491

27,856

Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,309

Greg Boeser

2nd Lieutenant

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Jul 29, 2016

Minnesota

Lucky13 said:

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Those of us who survived will never forget.

 

• May 7, 2023

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Njaco

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Feb 19, 2007

Fla-eee-dah!

I'm thinking about going back to work. Do something easy, like inspecting mirrors. That's a job I can really see myself doing.

 

• May 7, 2023

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Snautzer01

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Lucky13 said:

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Hey my french teacher. Just before the horns but after the hoves.

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,312

Greg Boeser

2nd Lieutenant

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Jul 29, 2016

Minnesota

Njaco said:

I'm thinking about going back to work. Do something easy, like inspecting mirrors. That's a job I can really see myself doing.

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• May 7, 2023

• #21,313

GTX

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• May 7, 2023

• #21,314

ARTESH

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Tehran, Iran

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Pluto seems too funny!

 

• May 7, 2023

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syscom3

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Orange County, CA

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,316

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

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Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

Bad quality mushroom then....

 

• May 7, 2023

• #21,317

F

Frog

Staff Sergeant

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Jun 11, 2021

France

After his decease and cremation, Frank's ashes were preserved into a beer mug.
He had always wanted to be Frank in Stein.

 

• May 7, 2023

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Greg Boeser

2nd Lieutenant

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Jul 29, 2016

Minnesota

I met this Swedish chick in a bar and things were going great until I tried to touch her Volvo.

 

• May 7, 2023

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Gnomey

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www.flickr.com

 

• May 8, 2023

• #21,320

Greg Boeser

2nd Lieutenant

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Jul 29, 2016

Minnesota

Greg Boeser said:

I met this Swedish chick in a bar and things were going great until I tried to touch her Volvo.

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Awesome! I'm getting a 2019 Volvo S60 dropdown banner now!