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Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction
Good thing they stopped teaching this in schools. If the kids ever caught wind of it, whoo! We'd be in big trouble! How would we get any chores done?
 
I have been looking through the model magazines from 1955 and have not yet found it, where a modeler built a large R/C battleship. The pictures show it in operation being approached by two guys in a canoe. The turrets rotate towards the canoe along with the smaller calibre weapons. As the canoe continues, the blanks are fired. Thirty eights and .22s envelope the canoe in smoke. Last shot shows both guys in canoe furiously paddling away. Such fun would be frowned on today.
 
Guy would be on a terrorist watch list.
 

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