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Could have been worse but reminds of another joke:

A Scotsman is visiting Canada, and decides to take a nature walk with a guide. They are off in the bush for a few hours when all of a sudden there's a huge crashing among the trees which makes the Scotsman jump.
'What the hell was that??' he says. 'Oh' says the guide, 'That was a Moose'.
'A Moose?!' cries the Scotsman. 'If that was a Moose, I'd hate to see a rat!!!'
 
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