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Fr. Murphy was giving a talk about his experiences as a hospital chaplain. To illustrate his work he shared an anecdote about a man's conversion after a near-death experience.
I arrived to find the patient in a state of agitation. "Father!" He exclaimed. "What must I do to become Catholic?"
I said, "Before we discuss that, tell me, what makes you want to become Catholic?"
With that he grabbed my arm with an iron grip. Looked me in the eye and said: "Father, I'm not convinced that there is a god or heaven, but I damned sure know there is a Hell!"
 

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