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Wurger said:
A guy is like a baby. If he is dissatisfied, you need to give him a boob or a bottle.
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True story:
My dad was in a Lotto shop here in Ireland, and said to the guy serving 'I'm probably wasting my time getting a ticket, knowing my luck'. The guy replied 'I have a mate who reckons his luck is so bad, if he fell face down in a bucket of tits, he'd come up sucking his thumb'
 
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