Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

Actually that's true.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Frog]

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I confirm, I have a co-worker that regularly acquires models kits and never assemble them, a case of parapraxis ?

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Never build. That destroys the asset's value.

 

[A4K]

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[Greg Boeser]

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A classic.

 

[Wurger]

A guy is like a baby. If he is dissatisfied, you need to give him a boob or a bottle.

 

[SaparotRob]

Cash also works.

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

A guy is like a baby. If he is dissatisfied, you need to give him a boob or a bottle.

True story:
My dad was in a Lotto shop here in Ireland, and said to the guy serving 'I'm probably wasting my time getting a ticket, knowing my luck'. The guy replied 'I have a mate who reckons his luck is so bad, if he fell face down in a bucket of tits, he'd come up sucking his thumb'

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

Hope your luck is better my friend!

 

[Wurger]

I'm still alive, Pal.

 

[A4K]

Glad to hear it!

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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