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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,321

GTX

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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,322

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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,323

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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,324

T

ThomasP

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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,325

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ThomasP

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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,326

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ThomasP

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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,327

Gnomey

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• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,328

syscom3

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Boss: Where were you yesterday? There was NOBODY to cover your shift!!!!

Employee: I'm sorry. I was becoming a father yesterday!!!

Boss: Oh? Really? Congrats!! I'm happy for you!! Boy or a girl?

Employee: I'll let you know in 9 months!!

Boss: You are SO fired!!!

 

• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,329

WARSPITER

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Man at the Doctors.

Doctor tells him he has to stop masturbating.

Man says " Why ? ".

Doctor says " Because I'm trying to examine you".

 

• Sep 12, 2023

• #23,330

Greg Boeser

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WARSPITER said:

Man at the Doctors.

Doctor tells him he has to stop masturbating.

Man says " Why ? ".

Doctor says " Because I'm trying to examine you".

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Sorry, Doc.
I get these thoughts and, well, it's just a knee-jerk reaction.
Except I'm not jerking my knee.

 

• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,331

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

Wiley got it backwards

God loves dogs so much he named them after himself. Trouble was he was suffering from AIDS at the time - Alcohol Induced Dyslectic Syndrome.

 

• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,332

GTX

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WARSPITER said:

Man at the Doctors.

Doctor tells him he has to stop masturbating.

Man says " Why ? ".

Doctor says " Because I'm trying to examine you".

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Well it depends upon the doctor...

 

• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,333

GTX

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• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,334

GTX

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• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,335

GTX

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• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,336

A4K

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The back of beyond

GTX said:

Well it depends upon the doctor...

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Hey doc, can you check my temperature? I brought my own thermometer...

 

• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,337

Snowman

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• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,338

Gnomey

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• Sep 13, 2023

• #23,339

GTX

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• Sep 14, 2023

• #23,340

Wayne Little

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