Has anyone else come across these shower that have an electric heating element in the head:
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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Nope.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
I think they probably combined a shower head with a blow drier.
buffnut453
Captain
Shocking...simply shocking!
Shortround6
Major General
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
Cool! I can wash and dry at the same time!
buffnut453
Captain
Cool! I can wash and dry at the same time!
And perhaps get a little crispy round the edges, to boot.
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
Perks you right up after a long day at the factory.
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child."
"So what do you think about that, Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as though it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, "Well logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child."
"So what do you think about that, Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as though it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, "Well logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Swap the "Fasten" and "Remove" and you have an amusement park ride
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Somebody can't spell Missileanious
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Located next to a bakery, I assume? Is that a minimum of 25 lb of bread?
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
That's a mighty big loaf!
buffnut453
Captain
I thought it was a brand and they'd just missed out the space (i.e. Miss Alanis Clothing). Can you tell I'm not a fashionista?
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
Lot's of tank tops and ripped jeans, then?I thought it was a brand and they'd just missed out the space (i.e. Miss Alanis Clothing). Can you tell I'm not a fashionista?
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
I understand that the tourism bureau in Australia gets requests from tourists planning their trips, asking if the Vienna Boys Choir will be performing during their visit.
And there were two legendary civilian employees at Tinker AFB, OK who arrived at the airport a bit late and were rushed onto their flight from LAX to OK City, settled down and tried to nap a bit on the trip, and were awakened by the pilot telling the passengers to prepare for landing at JFK International Airport in NY. And yes, it was the airline's fault.
Another Federal employee from Tinker AFB was TDY at Kelly AFB in San Antonio and was told they had a military flight for him to home; he would not need his airline ticket. Turned out the flight went not direct Kelly AFB to Tinker AFB but Kelly AFB to McEntire ANGB in SC and then to Tinker AFB. The airplane broke down at McEntire, and since there was no lodging available there he was bused to Shaw AFB, about 15 miles way. It was on a Friday so he got to spend the weekend there and called in to his office on Monday morning because the people at Shaw were asking what he was doing there, given that his orders showed only his TDY to Kelly.
And there were two legendary civilian employees at Tinker AFB, OK who arrived at the airport a bit late and were rushed onto their flight from LAX to OK City, settled down and tried to nap a bit on the trip, and were awakened by the pilot telling the passengers to prepare for landing at JFK International Airport in NY. And yes, it was the airline's fault.
Another Federal employee from Tinker AFB was TDY at Kelly AFB in San Antonio and was told they had a military flight for him to home; he would not need his airline ticket. Turned out the flight went not direct Kelly AFB to Tinker AFB but Kelly AFB to McEntire ANGB in SC and then to Tinker AFB. The airplane broke down at McEntire, and since there was no lodging available there he was bused to Shaw AFB, about 15 miles way. It was on a Friday so he got to spend the weekend there and called in to his office on Monday morning because the people at Shaw were asking what he was doing there, given that his orders showed only his TDY to Kelly.
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Shortround6
Major General
Only if they come in an odd numbered year that ends in Zero
