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[at6]

Has anyone else come across these shower that have an electric heating element in the head:

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You're bound to get charge out of this one.

 

[Shortround6]

Has anyone else come across these shower that have an electric heating element in the head:

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Showering with health given flow of positive Ions flowing over you body.
Scientifically proven to cure aching muscles, insomnia and old age.
Full payment before delivery.

 

[GTX]

Nope.

I actually came across something even cruder in Bolivia years ago. They do exist.

 

[GTX]

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I have seen Australian companies put together with Austrian ones at trade shows in the past.

 

[GTX]

I think they probably combined a shower head with a blow drier.

These are real things

 

[GTX]

 

[buffnut453]

I understand that the tourism bureau in Australia gets requests from tourists planning their trips, asking if the Vienna Boys Choir will be performing during their visit.

Only if they come in an odd numbered year that ends in Zero

Well....maybe but maybe not. The Vienna Boys Choir was stranded in Australia at the outbreak of WW2. You couldn't make that one up!

Dunno if the plans to make a documentary about the story ever came to fruition:

Studiocanal Australia Develops WWII Feature Based On Vienna Boys Choir

The story of the Vienna Boys Choir, who were trapped in Australia during WWII, is being turned into a feature film by Studiocanal Australia. The production company has struck a co-development deal …

deadline.com

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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Fake news!

 

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[buffnut453]

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Or if you were a Russian general. Same look.

 

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[MiTasol]

From an email I just got - and I hate to say it but it is possibly true. Some of the city types that move out here have really strange ideas - like a new neighbor who was bitching about the council forcing him to cut down all trees close to his new house, until one outside the clearfell area dropped and just missed his house. And he refuses to do any fire mitigation clearing on his property.

 

[Greg Boeser]

From an email I just got - and I hate to say it but it is possibly true. Some of the city types that move out here have really strange ideas - like a new neighbor who was bitching about the council forcing him to cut down all trees close to his new house, until one outside the clearfell area dropped and just missed his house. And he refuses to do any fire mitigation clearing on his property.

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They need to petition the council to hire wombat crossing guards. Problem solved.