MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
The Nudist area of Wal-Mart?
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MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
A good idea! But why'd they stick pins through all of them?
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Is Swedish Fish a code word for something?
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Eh?
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
On many an occasion I have questioned the intelligence of those who plan streets and program traffic lights, but this is really beyond the pale.
MiTasol
2nd Lieutenant
That has to be the Bundaberg Regional Council,
or maybe Keilor City Council
or maybe Keilor City Council
ThomasP
Senior Master Sergeant
at6
1st Sergeant
That explains my indigenous name. Popped Condom.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
These people want to order a dozen gross of the Songs about Farts book.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Another fine installation from the Assassination Bureau Plumbing and Electrical Company
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
Don't worry. See the little green wire? Grounded. Totally safe.
MiTasol
2nd Lieutenant
syscom3
Pacific Historian
"Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner, Orton, arrived last week for the pre-Christmas check ride.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for!?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for!?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
I just had 2wks leave and turned my phone for the entire time...
I can hear the truck drivers swearing from here
