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A few verses of songs overheard in the 1950s:
The bomber pilots life is but a farce
reading comics on the john
with the auto pilot on
the bomber pilots life is but a farce

you can tell a navigator by his ass
It's 40 inches wide
getting wider every ride
you can tell a navigator by his ass

Throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot's ass ...?

Those fragments are all that remain in my memory, after 65 years ago as a teen listening to men my father's age enjoy singing.

Then, there were the paratroopers' songs - for another day.
 
A woman tossed a coin into the wishing well.
"I want to be irresistible to my boyfriend. I want him to want to hold me and caress me every waking moment. I want to be the first thing he looks at when he wakes up, and the last thing he sees before going to bed. When we're apart, I want him to want nothing else but to reunite with me as soon as he possibly can."
She was turned into a smartphone.
 

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