Quotes and Jokes (11 Viewers)

[SaparotRob]

Gonna' need a lava lamp.

 

[Snautzer01]

Groovy. On em a7 repeat.

 

[SaparotRob]

Like WOW, man....it's like I'm having one of those "flashbacks" they promised.

 

[Lucky13]

It's funny, I don't see a Volvo or SAAB badge there....

 

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[GTX]

View: https://youtu.be/ccOG42NuwIw?si=SyoEbeCIFUW4lil2

 

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[Snautzer01]

It's funny, I don't see a Volvo or SAAB badge there....

Take the fifth. Is there.

 

[SaparotRob]

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Bacon for those eggs.

 

[MIflyer]

Bought a stick of Old Spice deodorant today.

On the back it says: "Contains odor-fighting 'Atomic Robots' that 'shoot lasers' at your 'stench monsters' and replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine 'scent elves'"

Try to take this thing on an airliner and you could end up in the Federal Pen for 20 years.

And it does not even smell like Old Spice.

 

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[Greg Boeser]

Bought a stick of Old Spice deodorant today.

On the back it says: "Contains odor-fighting 'Atomic Robots' that 'shoot lasers' at your 'stench monsters' and replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine 'scent elves'"

Try to take this thing on an airliner and you could end up in the Federal Pen for 20 years.

And it does not even smell like Old Spice.

This is what happens when you put millenials in charge of advertizing.

 

[Wurger]

A man sits in a room typing in Google
"How can I tell if my wife is a witch ?"
Suddenly, he hears his wife's voice from the kitchen,
"Wouldn't it be nice to ask directly ?"