Quotes and Jokes (9 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

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[SaparotRob]

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Funnier if the ringtone was coming from the coffin.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Frog]

As a cover up they pretend these are UFOs.

In fact these are Alien Skunk Works.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[GTX]

View: https://twitter.com/therealltlkrow/status/1752205337527026138?s=51&t=WcFuJ85g5OrePshaUNn-8g

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Magnets don't work on tin.

 

[michaelmaltby]

True,,,but they sure work on egos.

 

[Lucky13]

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I got this one for the Big Sniffles, this one for the Big Shits, this one for winning an argument with my wife, it's extremely rare, I got this for the Great Potty Training incident of '47....

 

[GTX]

View: https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1752332082322239585?s=66&t=HVAXXZJIMBzelxWw3RruNQ

 

[A4K]

One of my medicines at moment. Just not sure how many I'm supposed to take

 

[MIflyer]

A friend of mine and his wife had just bought a new car and were driving it home. His wife kept saying she wanted to drive it. He replied he would hand it over after they got home She kept pestering him and finally he pulled over and let her have the wheel. She went two blocks, ran a stop sign, and totaled the car.
I was always amazed how many years later it was when they divorced.

 

[MIflyer]

Admiral Nelson says, "Launch the flying sub!"

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

One of my medicines at moment. Just not sure how many I'm supposed to take
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One , at a time, 3 times day. Or when you feel like 1969 all at once. Then listen to or make music.