Bought a stick of Old Spice deodorant today.
On the back it says: "Contains odor-fighting 'Atomic Robots' that 'shoot lasers' at your 'stench monsters' and replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine 'scent elves'"
Try to take this thing on an airliner and you could end up in the Federal Pen for 20 years.
And it does not even smell like Old Spice.