Quotes and Jokes (1 Viewer)

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

A summer with girls.

 

[Lucky13]

No bloody wonder, Foster Light....just as bad as Bud Light!

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snowman]

 

[MIflyer]

I think if you sing The Lumberjack Song in Canada today you'll probably end up 20 to life.

 

[MIflyer]

Incredible Short Field Landing!

 

[Snautzer01]

Door, door belll...pushing doorbell..
Dring... Dring.. uhmm hi m' aam uhmm yes i wonder if you can spare me to total supply of toilet paper please.. the guys in the back made a mess.
Dont feel so good myself so if you could spare me a cold water, that would be nice.

 

[Snautzer01]

I think if you sing The Lumberjack Song in Canada today you'll probably end up 20 to life.

View: https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts?feature=shared

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[MIflyer]

There was a similar list that I put under the glass on my desk at my first assignment. Examples I recall:

"Your attention is invited" = For Christsakes you idiots, wake the hell up!

"Opinion generally held" = Two of us here agree

"Opinion widely held" = Three of us here agree

"A study underway" = We are trying to find someone to do it

"Under the new management all previous policies will remain in effect" = We don't know what they are yet but if those idiots thought them up you can be damn sure we will change them as soon as we find out.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[don4331]

 

[Lucky13]