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Snautzer01
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Disorder in the court:
ATTORNEY: All right. What did the individual do as far as taking property from the store without permission at that time?
WITNESS: It was right after that time when he said, "Check this out," and he pulled out his gun.
ATTORNEY: All right. When you say he pulled out his gun, this would be the first guy that you were referring to?
WITNESS: Yes sir.
ATTORNEY: And when he pulled out a gun, then what happened?
WITNESS: I turned to the other clerk Dave, and I go, "Dave, he's not going to be paying for this stuff".
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ATTORNEY: And y'all had a very intimate relationship, didn't you, Ms.A.?
WITNESS: We had sex two times. It wasn't very intimate.
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ATTORNEY: Have you, any members of your family, or close friends, been arrested for any kind of crime?
WITNESS: My brother was arrested once.
ATTORNEY: How long ago was that?
WITNESS: Six or seven years ago.
ATTORNEY: And what was the nature of the crime?
WITNESS: I'm not exactly sure. I think he was mainly arrested for being stupid.
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ATTORNEY: Do you know Mrs. O.?
WITNESS: For twenty three years.
ATTORNEY: Do you see her in court here today?
WITNESS: Yes, I do.
ATTORNEY: Where is she?
WITNESS: In front of me, a little bit on the diagonal.
ATTORNEY: How long have you known Mrs. O.?
WITNESS: Twenty three years.
ATTORNEY: Are you related to her in some way by marriage?
WITTNESS: We are brother and sister in law.
ATTORNEY: Are you married to O.'s sister?
WITNESS: I am married to O.'s sister by the Church, by the law, and because I am a fool.
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ATTORNEY: All right. What did the individual do as far as taking property from the store without permission at that time?
WITNESS: It was right after that time when he said, "Check this out," and he pulled out his gun.
ATTORNEY: All right. When you say he pulled out his gun, this would be the first guy that you were referring to?
WITNESS: Yes sir.
ATTORNEY: And when he pulled out a gun, then what happened?
WITNESS: I turned to the other clerk Dave, and I go, "Dave, he's not going to be paying for this stuff".
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ATTORNEY: And y'all had a very intimate relationship, didn't you, Ms.A.?
WITNESS: We had sex two times. It wasn't very intimate.
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ATTORNEY: Have you, any members of your family, or close friends, been arrested for any kind of crime?
WITNESS: My brother was arrested once.
ATTORNEY: How long ago was that?
WITNESS: Six or seven years ago.
ATTORNEY: And what was the nature of the crime?
WITNESS: I'm not exactly sure. I think he was mainly arrested for being stupid.
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ATTORNEY: Do you know Mrs. O.?
WITNESS: For twenty three years.
ATTORNEY: Do you see her in court here today?
WITNESS: Yes, I do.
ATTORNEY: Where is she?
WITNESS: In front of me, a little bit on the diagonal.
ATTORNEY: How long have you known Mrs. O.?
WITNESS: Twenty three years.
ATTORNEY: Are you related to her in some way by marriage?
WITTNESS: We are brother and sister in law.
ATTORNEY: Are you married to O.'s sister?
WITNESS: I am married to O.'s sister by the Church, by the law, and because I am a fool.
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