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From Disorder in the Court;

COUNSEL: I would like to say that the reason that I did not show up to court is that before I am a lawyer I am a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ and everything I do is subject to Him, and He told me....
THE COURT: Who told you?
COUNSEL: Jesus Christ.
THE COURT: He told you?
COUNSEL: That I should not go to court on Thursday or Friday and that He instructed me not to even call in on Friday, and that is why I did not come in, and when He allows me to
come in, I come in. I go where He allows me to go and I do what He tells me to do. I cannot let any court supersede that . That is a right set up by the founding fathers
of this country.
THE COURT: What is the message today?
COUNSEL: The message today was to come in.
THE COURT: As of now, the message is going to be that You are going into custody.
 

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