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special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,322
- May 13, 2018
Disorder in the court:
ATTORNEY: What do you do as a clerk?
WITNESS: I work as a cashier and, you know, sometimes I make the orders and, you know, deliveries sometimes. Everything in the store.
ATTORNEY: Now, directing your attention again to June 16, did something unusual happen inside the liquor store on that day?
WITNESS: No. Everything was regular.
ATTORNEY: Everything was normal?
WITNESS: Normal. Yeah.
ATTORNEY: Well, was there a body found inside the liquor store on that day?
WITNESS: Yeah, that's right.
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THE COURT: I understand we have a short witness next?
COUNSEL: Yes. (Calls witness) Sir, would you face the jury and tell the jury how tall are you?
WITNESS: Five nine.
COUNSEL: Thank you, sir. Those are all the questions I have.
til later
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ATTORNEY: What do you do as a clerk?
WITNESS: I work as a cashier and, you know, sometimes I make the orders and, you know, deliveries sometimes. Everything in the store.
ATTORNEY: Now, directing your attention again to June 16, did something unusual happen inside the liquor store on that day?
WITNESS: No. Everything was regular.
ATTORNEY: Everything was normal?
WITNESS: Normal. Yeah.
ATTORNEY: Well, was there a body found inside the liquor store on that day?
WITNESS: Yeah, that's right.
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THE COURT: I understand we have a short witness next?
COUNSEL: Yes. (Calls witness) Sir, would you face the jury and tell the jury how tall are you?
WITNESS: Five nine.
COUNSEL: Thank you, sir. Those are all the questions I have.
til later
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MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
- 41,307
- Mar 26, 2007
I was discussing the need for contraception with my brother and his wife if they did not want to have a child. She stated she did not need to use contraception. I said that she would, and she promptly replied "No I don't, I'm infertile. Just like my mother.
To be fair, that stopped the argument.
To be fair, that stopped the argument.
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,322
- May 13, 2018
Just as I have always said, "Having children is hereditary, if your parents didn't have any, you can't."
A4K
Brigadier General
My mother used to say 'Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.' 
