Quotes and Jokes (12 Viewers)

[Greg Boeser]

 

[Njaco]

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Somewhere along the same thinking.......

 

[Greg Boeser]

So last summer I picked up a dose of the clap while vacationing in Paris.
Now my member has a French foreign lesion.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live without fear and forget regrets. She will enable him to express his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible man.
NO, wait.
Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that.
Never mind.

 

[A4K]

 

[Snowman]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wurger]

Initailly I have tgought that was the Boeing.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Maybe the reason the glass is half empty is I'm not finished pouring.

 

[Snautzer01]

Maybe the reason the glass is half empty is I'm not finished pouring.

Ohhww. now that a good one.

Thank you, i will pass that along.

 

[Lucky13]

"They pretend to pay us, we pretend to work."
"Ei se fac ca ne platesc, noi ne facem ca muncim."

 

[A4K]

Initailly I have tgought that was the Boeing.

My wife just said it's definitely a 'Boiiing'

 

[Njaco]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Frog]

Second degree is already a degree too high for the low ceilings morons.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Njaco]

 

[Lucky13]

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."