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• Oct 25, 2024

• #31,421

Greg Boeser

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• Oct 25, 2024

• #31,422

Njaco

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Fla-eee-dah!

Snowman said:

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Somewhere along the same thinking.......

 

• Oct 25, 2024

• #31,423

Greg Boeser

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So last summer I picked up a dose of the clap while vacationing in Paris.
Now my member has a French foreign lesion.

 

• Oct 25, 2024

• #31,424

Gnomey

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• Oct 25, 2024

• #31,425

S

special ed

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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live without fear and forget regrets. She will enable him to express his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible man.
NO, wait.
Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that.
Never mind.

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,426

A4K

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The back of beyond

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,427

Snowman

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• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,428

Wurger

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• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,429

Wurger

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Initailly I have tgought that was the Boeing.

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,430

Greg Boeser

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Maybe the reason the glass is half empty is I'm not finished pouring.

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,431

Snautzer01

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Greg Boeser said:

Maybe the reason the glass is half empty is I'm not finished pouring.

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Ohhww. now that a good one.

Thank you, i will pass that along.

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,432

Lucky13

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In my castle....

"They pretend to pay us, we pretend to work."
"Ei se fac ca ne platesc, noi ne facem ca muncim."

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,433

A4K

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Wurger said:

Initailly I have tgought that was the Boeing.

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My wife just said it's definitely a 'Boiiing'

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,434

Njaco

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Fla-eee-dah!

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,435

S

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• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,436

S

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• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,437

F

Frog

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Second degree is already a degree too high for the low ceilings morons.

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,438

Gnomey

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• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,439

Njaco

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Fla-eee-dah!

 

• Oct 26, 2024

• #31,440

Lucky13

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In my castle....

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."