special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 6,598
- May 13, 2018
No matter how much you push the envelope,
it will still be stationary.
it will still be stationary.
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The way I heard it was, "Blimey! That dog would bite the snot out of you!"Two drunks sitting at a bar. One looks over and sees a dog in the corner, licking it's balls. He says to his mate with a laugh 'Geez, I wish I could that!'. His mate says 'Give 'im a biscuit, he might let ya'
I laughed...though I am also disturbed.Two drunks sitting at a bar. One looks over and sees a dog in the corner, licking it's balls. He says to his mate with a laugh 'Geez, I wish I could that!'. His mate says 'Give 'im a biscuit, he might let ya'
Genius!
Years ago we had a plumber and an electrician doing some work on our home. The Plumber kept talking and arguing with himself. At one point the electrician made a comment: "Mate, do you ever win?"Levels of insanity
1. You talk to yourself.
2. You argue with yourself.
3. You lose those arguments.
4. You decide to get even.