Quotes and Jokes (3 Viewers)

[special ed]

No matter how much you push the envelope,
it will still be stationary.

 

[MiTasol]

We need a raspberry smily for some that have been presented recently (probably for some of mine as well)

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MIflyer]

 

[A4K]

Two drunks sitting at a bar. One looks over and sees a dog in the corner, licking it's balls. He says to his mate with a laugh 'Geez, I wish I could that!'. His mate says 'Give 'im a biscuit, he might let ya'

 

[MIflyer]

Two drunks sitting at a bar. One looks over and sees a dog in the corner, licking it's balls. He says to his mate with a laugh 'Geez, I wish I could that!'. His mate says 'Give 'im a biscuit, he might let ya'

The way I heard it was, "Blimey! That dog would bite the snot out of you!"

 

[GTX]

Two drunks sitting at a bar. One looks over and sees a dog in the corner, licking it's balls. He says to his mate with a laugh 'Geez, I wish I could that!'. His mate says 'Give 'im a biscuit, he might let ya'

I laughed...though I am also disturbed.

 

[special ed]

Two silk worms had a race - They ended in a tie.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Levels of insanity
1. You talk to yourself.
2. You argue with yourself.
3. You lose those arguments.
4. You decide to get even.

 

[A4K]

Not here. 9 of the 10 voices in my head say I'm always right. Majority rules...

 

[Zipper730]

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Genius!

Actually, I get a lot of adds from them on this site. They still don't seem to be aware that I often visit their site, not because I'm interested in women's clothing, but am merely interested in looking at the pictures of the women. On one hand, they do get clicks, but they don't get any purchases.

 

[GTX]

Levels of insanity
1. You talk to yourself.
2. You argue with yourself.
3. You lose those arguments.
4. You decide to get even.

Years ago we had a plumber and an electrician doing some work on our home. The Plumber kept talking and arguing with himself. At one point the electrician made a comment: "Mate, do you ever win?"

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Am not!

 

[A4K]

Fight ya for the title

 

[Gnomey]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wurger]

It is goosed totally when on a wonderful summer day you see above you an endless blue sky, charmingly fluffy clouds and the bright, warm Sun.
While you should see a parachute above you instead.

 

[Gnomey]