Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

[MiTasol]

I just found a jokes folder from the 90's

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

Irish mental health line

 

[MiTasol]

Aus citizen test 1993

 

[MiTasol]

 

[special ed]

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There was an article about this in a U.S. model magazine way back in the 50s or 60s for winter indoor flying. They found that more that two "engines" resulted in a least one "engine" stops flying, letting the others do the work, therefore a twin "engine" was the most useful for parlor flying.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."

Marcus Tullius Cicero

 

[MiTasol]

From my old jokes folder

 

[MiTasol]

and from today's emails

A man walks into a steakhouse and the waiter comes to take his order.

He says he wants the 500gm eye fillet with baked potatoes, sour cream and chives

The waiter asks "and how would you like your steak sir? Rare, medium rare or Tesla?"

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[MIflyer]

Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction.

Trump's HHS terminated a $1.3 million grant to the Center for Innovative Public Health Research to study "Adapting an LGB+ inclusive teen-pregnancy prevention program for transgender boys."

 

[A4K]

Nothing surprises me anymore...

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Capt. Vick]

Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction.

Trump's HHS terminated a $1.3 million grant to the Center for Innovative Public Health Research to study "Adapting an LGB+ inclusive teen-pregnancy prevention program for transgender boys."

Funny, I just can't find confirmation of this from a reputable news source.

So I begin to wonder why. Who would benefit from the "discovery" of this obvious governmental silliness? Why Musk and his DOGE boys. Can we site the actual grant? Or are we going to take it at face value from an administration that wouldn't know the truth if it punched them in the face? This is more of the same Trumpublican bullshit that his supporters continue to digest on a daily basis. It's not funny when it doesn't exist in the first place, even less so when used as a fake example to justify misguided policy. I can't believe the shit people take at face value...unbelievable.

 

[WARSPITER]

Try this site. It tracks grants that have been terminated in 2025. I think the one mentioned is entry number 104.

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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Ok everyone, lets stop posting political BS.

Everyone knows the rules.

NO MORE POLITICAL POSTS.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

See Post 34,117 before posting anything else.

 

[Snautzer01]